It is better to understand little than to understand a lot.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

I greet you as the shapers of American society.

Storybook happiness involves every form of pleasant thumb-twiddling true happiness involves the full use of one’s powers and talents.

History is full of surprises.

The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends.

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.

Know, first, who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly.